well i’ll be in paris for two weeks

i walked to stench house today and realized that i was pretty happy with myself except for the dried boogers that lined the interior of my nose and while the ice on the brick sidewalk caused me to stumble, i had an awesome time listening to rock lobster.

the day was really boring. the sky was grey. the buses ran later than scheduled. i probably took a total of four naps.

in the morning, i woke up to anjuli on her computer and jen grinding her teeth while sleeping. anjuli played beach house and jen slandered whatever i had mentioned about the salty licorice rhombuses that i had bought the previous week from cardullo’s on my way to the yarn store with ana. i told jen what had happened in the loft last night; it seems that after anjuli offered me a dollar to take her panties off through her dress, i had easily and quickly managed to get them down around her calves before she noticed. and then she slapped me.

we also talked about the pigs-in-a-blankets that we had cooked while everyone else was lying around upstairs. they were delicious and we ate all of the ones that were cooked.
wonderful things like michael haimes’s foot, rurik’s latent homosexuality, and anjuli’s black dress, came up in discussion while we all sat around in a big circle in matt and james’s room. everything was promptly followed with a sexual remark by dmax or caterwauling coming from the loft.

also, alicia was just here and i probably should have made a better attempt to talk to her, but i don’t know her very well, so anything we would have talked about would have been annoyingly mind-numbing…

“jay kay.”