oh buffy, you /must/ have another drink.
“Hello.“
The inspiration-at-large, Riley Johndonnell is standing across the table from me in an Alexander McQueen suit and with his snarky look making it clear that I am staring at him while on the phone with a Lacoste rep. To be fair, I was looking at his outfit: the suit, stained jeans, and an uncomfortably [...]
axonometric hyperglobules and periphrastic lemoncellophones
tom ford says i need to have more sex, so i have been going on more dates recently. foreplay experiences include but are not limited to:
1. being told that fritz lang’s metropolis gets my date hot
2. telling guys ‘no, i do not work out.’
3. talking about professional football
4. hinting about the diarrhetic affects of too [...]
